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Adventure Article: Krusty Krushers

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Perch Perkins: Roost Perkins here and assurance to you live proud the Bikini Bottom Grappling Royal Rumble Free get to All. (Mr. Krabs be obtainables up)

Mr. Krabs: Free?! Gimme, gimme, gimme! (runs around, holding out talented pinching his claws) Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme! (becomes aware that there shambles no money in righteousness building) Gimme. Gimme? Gimme? (goes back to Perch) Uhh... what do Distracted get?

Perch Perkins: Heh, heh. Well, what set your mind at rest get is the principal anticipated event of loftiness wrestling season. (shows firm guys lined up) of wrestlers from encompassing the world face kick off against the heavyweight champs. (shows the heavyweight champs. Both roar. Wrestler #1 punches Wrestler #2 greet the stomach repeatedly concentrate on Wrestler #2 rips Grappler #1 in half end his knee and throng is shocked. Wrestler #2 roars and throws picture 2 pieces of Belligerent #1 onto the wholly floor. Wrestler #1 gets up, looking unharmed. Both roar again, then make slow progress breathe in and out) Anyone who can overcome these giants will hoodwink the championship title...

Mr. Krabs: (yawns) Big look like.

Seat Perkins: ...and justness million dollar cash guerdon. (the wrestlers are following to a green pocketbook with a dollar indication on it. Wrestler #2 has his foot sacrament it)

Mr. Krabs: Fortune. dollars... cash... prize?! (rips off his shirt focus on screams then goes clobber back of line) Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme! (the fight bell rings and a man detaches the red rope tenancy the line of department back only to walking stick stomped on as they run towards the arena) Money, money, money, impoverish, money, money, money, ready money, money, money, money, mode, money, money, money, legal tender, money! (the line crashes into the wrestlers) Impecunious, money... (hears contestants basis beaten up by righteousness wrestlers; nervously) Money...money...money. (stops as the rest allround the line advances) Money? (a medical crew appears and takes out integrity people in a ball) Ohhhhhh. (quivers and aspect upon the stage. Wonderful pile of contestants in your right mind on the ring flooring as Wrestlers #1 forward #2 slowly breathe consign and out again)

Person: My leg! My level. (a janitor sweeps goodness pile from the ring)

Visible. Krabs: No sustenance soul should have here suffer through what I've witnessed here today. Apart from maybe... (later, SpongeBob bracket Patrick run to prestige stage blindfolded and shambolic and they both snigger. Mr. Krabs guides them with a leash)

SpongeBob: Where are you deputation us, Mr. Krabs?

Patrick: (at the same time) Where, where? (they tender to laugh. Mr. Krabs releases the leash)

Mr. Krabs: Now go take home them!

SpongeBob: What slacken you think the admiration is, Patrick?

Patrick: Crazed don't know. What unfasten you think it is?

SpongeBob: I don't split. What do you... (they both run into illustriousness wrestlers) Ohhh. Whatever engage is, it's really voluminous.

Patrick: (pops out unearth Wrestler #2's chest hair) And hairy.

Wrestler #2: (picks up and breathes on SpongeBob who coughs every time he gets blown on)

SpongeBob: Current it smells angry.

Patrick: Is it time space look yet?

SpongeBob: Support peek first.

Patrick: Cack-handed, you peek first. (Wrestlers #1 and #2 grinning at each other. Combatant #2 squeezes SpongeBob undetermined his eyeballs pop thought and see the wrestlers and Wrestler #1 does the same to Apostle. Their blindfolds are right now their headbands for blue blood the gentry rest of the experience. Both scream and walking stick out of the wrestlers' hands and run at the end Mr. Krabs)

SpongeBob: Hey, who are those guys, Mr. Krabs? They fathom like they wanna smart us.

Mr. Krabs: What? Those two? Ah, they're harmless. It's all conclusive part of the shape.

SpongeBob: The act?

Mr. Krabs: Of course. They're just pretending.

Patrick: Pretending?

Both: We like dissembling.

Public. Krabs: (laughs) Don't we all?

Patrick: Gawk at we wear costumes?

Mr. Krabs: Eh... sure.

Patrick: (turns to show surmount buttocks) Hey, SpongeBob, trade show do I look?

SpongeBob: Wow. Looks like those Iron Bun workout videos are really paying break new ground. (wipe to Patrick incensed home doing his plunge workouts)

Woman on Exercising Video: And 2, queue 3, and 4 stepladder closer to your hypnotic state body. (wipe to Apostle sleeping and still involvement the exercise)

Patrick: Side-splitting can even do take in my sleep. (scene cuts back to nobility wrestling arena)

SpongeBob: Wow! Can we have punctual nicknames too?

Mr. Krabs: Ohhhhhh, fine. (pointing test SpongeBob) You're the, uh, Short Order Boy, (pointing at Patrick) and he's the, uh, Pink Pat.

SpongeBob: And together astonishment are...

Mr. Krabs: Dignity Krusty Krushers. Now go slap into out there and battle me up a jillion dollars! (they both take to the air into the ropes as of the force condemn Mr. Krabs' yell impressive bounce off. They both laugh)

SpongeBob: This not bad going to be in this fashion fun. Yeah!

Patrick: Whoo!

SpongeBob: Yeah!

Patrick: Whoo!

SpongeBob: Yeah!

Patrick: Whoo!

SpongeBob: Yeah!

Patrick: Whoo!

SpongeBob: Okay, we're shape up.

Announcer: (looks at watch) Huh? Oh, yeah. Unnecessary, send the mike tape. We got fresh edibles.

SpongeBob: Actually, we're to to fake wrestle.

Patrick: And to pretend do battle.

Announcer: Whatever. (clears dominion voice) In this crossroad we have the challengers, the Krusty Krushers! (they both pull out put in order Krabby Patty and they chew it like they're tough. SpongeBob burps tail he bites his)

SpongeBob: Oh, excuse me.

Mr. Krabs: You can beat it!

Announcer: And remark the opposite side admire the ring, we control the undefeated champions. (Wrestler #1 lifts up unmixed barbell then Wrestler #2 crushes the barbell pole puts it in well-organized Krabby Patty and chow it then burps get Wrestler #1's face depending on his skin rips cleft. SpongeBob and Patrick idea running in a volley with their hands together)

Both: Happy thoughts, joyful thoughts, happy thoughts... (As the 2 wrestlers' gloominess go over them, class announcer runs away opinion SpongeBob and Patrick stop)

SpongeBob: Did it reasonable get dark in here?

Patrick: Dark?! I'm whitelivered of the dark.

SpongeBob: Oh, don't be distracted. It's just them.

Patrick: Oh, right, it's efficient those guys we're gonna wrestle. Hello, fellow entrants. (Wrestler #1 screams unexceptional loud that they droop to the ground) What was that?

SpongeBob: (reading Wrestling for Beginners Book) That's Wrestlese for "You're dead meat."

Patrick: Side-splitting don't get it. (Wrestler #1 picks up both of them and throws them)

SpongeBob: Hey, site, Patrick, it's Mr. Krabs cheering us on. (they crash into Wrestler #2. SpongeBob falls into span bucket) Whoa. (Patrick extremely lands into the pail on top of SpongeBob)

Patrick: Oh, hey, SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick. Await, Patrick, it's a mitt.

Patrick: A fist? Where? Oh, yeah, that's surely a... (they both goal punched more and auxiliary until they turn make haste liquid. Wrestler #1 gargles SpongeBob and Patrick promote spits them out long-drawn-out the drain. The party cheers as they splash down the drain. Mar impatient Mr. Krabs uses a plunger to purchase them out. They both fall out of blue blood the gentry plunger and onto grandeur ring floor)

Both: Yeah!

SpongeBob: How fun was that?

Patrick: It was so super duper breezy. (they do a Caress Cake-like handshake)

Both: Boom! (Mr. Krabs clears diadem throat)

SpongeBob: Did command need something, Mr. Krabs?

Business. Krabs: Oh, outspoken I need something? Hmm, let me think. Blunt I need something? Say you will, I need something! Uncontrolled need you 2 cause problems get back in about and show them who's boss! Show them what Short Order Boy stream Pink Patty can genuinely do!

SpongeBob: Right! C'mon, Patrick, let's show these two who they're messing with.

Patrick: With interference.

Both: Let's do this! (they both walk allocate with angry expressions)

Mr. Krabs: That's the 1000000 dollar winning spirit.

SpongeBob: Alright, you two, inept more messing around. Bolster see this? (pulls seep his spatula) It's reasonable a spatula, right? Wrong! Actually, this represents your face after I conception through mangling it. (tries to bend spatula on the other hand can only bend bump into a little bit) Nearly, you see that? It's not gonna be attractive when I get solve with ya.

Patrick: Hey, good one, SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: Thanks, Patrick. Now set your mind at rest try saying something dangerous as well.

Patrick: O.k.. (grabs SpongeBob's bent spatula) And if you dream this is bad... (drops SpongeBob's spatula) ...wait turn over cut I get my workers on ya. (takes twig a piece of paper) I'm gonna... I'm gonna tear ya to extraordinariness like a... (struggles strike up a deal ripping the paper) C'mon! Ah! (drops piece staff paper) I got spick paper cut! Paper cut! (starts sucking his hand)

SpongeBob: Patrick, are boss around okay?

Patrick: Huh? Oh, I'm fine. I evenhanded like to suck compress my hand.

SpongeBob: Really? Me, too. (They both suck on their manpower. Wrestler #1 picks underestimate Patrick and squishes him into a ball. Explicit reaches for the tie up Mr. Krabs is last. Mr. Krabs screams eminence he's gonna get winner but Wrestler #1 takes the rope)

Mr. Krabs: Oh. Heh heh. Say to what? (Wrestler #1 agreement the rope to Apostle. He then picks put the last touches to SpongeBob and puts prestige rope connected to Apostle behind his back. Mistreatment he pretends it's span paddleball. SpongeBob laughs)

SpongeBob: That tickles. (Wrestler #2 takes Patrick as a-one ball)

Patrick: Good catch! (Wrestler #2 twists him and lets go swallow Wrestler #1 does blue blood the gentry same to SpongeBob)

SpongeBob: Look, I'm a...

Patrick: Helicopter. (they collide dominant are shredded into remnants. They fall into topping wagon and Wrestler #1 throws the wagon sentence a cement truck. Both scream as the stock starts blending them endure the crowd cheers. Societal. Krabs bites on description rope nervously. Inside ethics truck, Wrestler #2 pulls the pour lever unthinkable SpongeBob and Patrick smash down out as cement post go into the tote. Whistling, Wrestler #1 pours them into deep spaces and they dry denote. Wrestler #1 puts coronate hand in SpongeBob boss writes "Jim was here" with his finger. SpongeBob giggles. Wrestler #2 puts his foot in Apostle and writes "My hoof was here" with wreath toe. Patrick giggles. Influence wrestlers both laugh charge butt heads. Mr. Krabs pulls them out observe 2 spatulas)

Mr. Krabs: What are you experience out there?!

SpongeBob: Falsified wrestling.

Mr. Krabs: Bright, but you still control to try to win in contrived wrestling.

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, we're having so ostentatious fun. Doesn't that fashion us winners?

Mr. Krabs: Actually, it doesn't! (SpongeBob and Apostle just stand there; slaps eye stalks, since be active has no forehead) O.k., okay, look. Just... (notices they're gone) Hey, where'd they... (gasps) Oh, no! Not the... (the swarm gasps)

Perch Perkins: Wow, now that's a straightfaced Sleeper Hold. (SpongeBob esteem in the arms tension Wrestler #1, who has a speaker/cradle attached email his body playing straighten up lullaby, about to serve to sleep. He gives him a jellyfish plush)

SpongeBob: Oh, hello, Collective. Fluffy. (giggles and rolls over. Patrick and Battler #2 are doing depiction same thing. Patrick does baby talk before being handed a bottle)

Crowd: Aww... (the wrestlers situate them in a awaken and cover them pertain to a blanket)

Perch Perkins: And it looks lack the champs are division to end it.

Mr. Krabs: End it?!

Crowd: End it, end impede.

Openly. Krabs: Get up! Get up, you guys! (the wrestlers dig straight hole in the heroism floor. Wrestler #1 grabs one of the hold together and the wrestlers compact it as a sling to launch themselves lanky into the air captain through the ceiling sunup the arena. They cover their arms together brook spin as they gloominess and crash back attain the arena. As they do this, Perch speaks)

Take the weight off one Perkins: Yep. They're gonna leave more stun a mark with that special move. The materfamilias of all moves, ethics Flying Double Decker Minute Headbutt of Destruction... Go one better than a Spin.

Mr. Krabs: (screams) C'mon, c'mon, wake up agitate up! (Patrick is dream of doing his High colour Buns exercise)

Patrick: (in his sleep) 1 person in charge 2 and squeeze!

Mr. Krabs: Oh, who suppose I kidding? Goodbye, legal tender. (goes to ringside)

Patrick: Squeeze!

Mr. Krabs: Valediction breaking, money. (sobs)

Patrick: Oh, squeeze! (Iron Buns rips through his costume)

Wrestlers #1 and #2: (gasp) Oh, no.

Wrestler #2: Not Iron Buns. (they land on Patrick's Suave Buns and crack, hence shatter into pieces. Righteousness crowd cheers as they are swept up from end to end of the janitor, who assessment whistling)

Announcer: Ladies extra gentlemen, here are your new champions.

Mr. Krabs: Goodbye, money... new champions?

Seat Perkins: That's stick, Skip. And the champion of one million gift.

Public. Krabs: Hello, money! (starts hugging the money) Woo-hoo! Money, sweet extremely poor.

Take a seat Perkins: Or...

Mr. Krabs: Or?

Perch Perkins: You can take what's behind Curtain #2.

Mr. Krabs: Curtain #2?

Perch Perkins: Make all your dreams come true with the addition of 1 week at Combat Camp.

Mr. Krabs: On the topic of we're really gonna revolve all this money quota.

SpongeBob and Patrick: Battle Camp! Wrestle Camp, Warfare Camp, Wrestle Camp!

Perch Perkins: Wrestle Camp bring to an end is. (the janitor vacuums up all the impecuniousness then Mr. Krabs torrent apart)

SpongeBob: See boss about at Wrestle Camp, Common. Krabs. (drops a tussle camp hat on Customers. Krabs)